This is like R2D2's cute cousin going in for a hug and then . . .
OW! To quote the Knights Who Say Ni : "It's just a flesh wound!"
This little beast is a single grip harvester used for logging made by Finnish company AFM. It can be installed on excavators, wheeled and tracked harvesters, trucks, agriculture, and other machines.
IronPlanet strongly discourages using these for settling political arguments or disputes over sports teams.